peaches-to-bones:

myyellowlight:

my hands are really cold and i just went to pee and when i was about to wipe my hand touched the top of my vagina and my hands were just so cold i peed a little more

this might actually be the best thing ever XD

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oggyno:

niknak79:

Home cinema
Dear Guelph, I would like a job and cool people to hangout with thanks. #idontknowanyoneherefml
When you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

totally-relatable:

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myannoyances:

Ahhh blondes with noserings and sushi
fuck

I like the sushi part :)