I know all of you have books around you, sooooo… “But I have to tell you that, as I trudged up the hill so late at night and all alone, I knew that God Almighty approved of me.”  “WOO-HOO!” Just saying. “Then he sneezed and the stuff he sneezed was thick and doughy.” jesus christ  “But then, she had spent many weeks locked in the dark, fearing for her life.” WELP. “In a Democracy, or government by the people, power lies in the hands of all citizens.” Huh “The tree trunk creaked.” oh, nice “He knows the answer very well”lol wut spread out randomly, but organized into clusters of “si tiene preguntas sobre las políticas de devolución o cambios, consulte con su proveedor de servicio o vendedor de teléfonos.” …umm wow I guess contact your service provider if it sucked lol “A single riveting sign that death for them would now be inevitable without beginning their quest.” So, I flip a table and kill you instead. Good. “Horrorizada, regresó a la cama, mientras la criatura continuaba rascando la ventana” what also it’d be something like “Horrified, she went back to bed as the creature kept on scratching the window” “She said she couldn’t handle it” I swear to god. TFIOS, page 60, sentence 9.  “If this is his territory, he should come by this way soon” “My pipes, thought Horace.”
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    “You seem to have done it all right, Mr Brown” - Terry Pratchet, Hogfather Oh good lord! HAHA xD
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    “Beloved! Amid the earnest woes” Edgar Allan Poe likes me lmao
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    “Into a streamlined icon, topped by a stylized face” LOL WUT, THIS IS MY TEXT BOOK, WUT OH MY GOD
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    The life of a STA marine is facedown in the dirt and the muck and the waste.
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    Nature are suspended.” I’m sorry?
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    “Mad Joe stayed calm.” … kk
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    “He’s English.” Well, then.
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    ‘It has been called that before,’ he said, ‘but not by you.’ wut
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